Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Don't mess with the verse, yo.

Don't fight the universe. It's a fight you can't win. You go against the universe, the universe will wipe the pavement with you. And the shards of glass lodged in your ass? Karma. Don't do it. Just do what the universe says. Put down the crobar and back off. The universe will let you go on your Way if you just don't fight it. It'll give you three steps, mister. I don't know why you gotta constantly pick a fight with the universe.

You're always startin' trouble, taking jobs you hate, marrying women (or men) who are bad for you, havin' kids you never wanted... How many times does the universe gotta whack you back in line? When are you gonna learn? What has to happen? Does the universe have to really mess you up? Don't make the universe hurt you. The universe doesn't want to hurt you, baby. Now git outta here and go quit your job...leave your wife (or husband) and the kids! Recapture the life you always wanted and the universe will treat you right.

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